Yeah, seems strange that it's fully charged but it's not doing anything. Is your seperntine belt on properly, or at all? It's on the passenger side of the engine, open the hood and take a look down you can see it.
I snapped one on my car, had the music too loud and didn't notice. Went into Wal-Mart, came out, started up went to the stop light and the car died, had to push it back to the parking lot. Same scenario, no lights or anything would work, as a matter off fact the LED warning lights on the dash and whatnot wouldn't even light up. I have the Special Value Package though, so can't speak on windows or locks.