Alright, so, long story short, life has been hectic, but I've decided to return to the world of auto maintenance and take care of my care and my wife's van.
It's been a while, so I understand that my questions might be really, really dumb.
I was changing the spark plugs on my 2007 Aveo LT, yesterday, and as I pulled the spark plug cable boot up from the channel that it went down into, to connect to the spark plug, the bottom 4" of the boot was saturated in oil.
I double took, obviously, and made sure it was oil, and sure enough, when I removed the spark plug, itself, the entire spark plug socket was saturated in oil, and the plug itself.
Each spark plug was like this.
I did an extensive cleaning of each spark plug cable boot with some degreaser, and made sure no oil was in the boot itself, where the head of the spark plug connects.
I sprayed some degreaser down every channel, and made sure my spark plug socket was cleaned of oil, before I put in the new spark plugs.
(Autolite Iridium XP3923)
So, yes, I am going to ask, so be sure you're sitting down and down have any drinks nearby, for fear of laughing so hard that you spit coffee/soda/beer on your computer:
This is not some new layout, format for cars since I used to work regularly on them, where the spark plug channel is supposed to have oil in it, right?
The car ran perfectly fine.
Yes, it has 142,000 miles on it, but still runs great, averages 37 MPG, and it a great daily driver.
I have a dreaded head gasket leak, don't I?
That would explain my other issue, and that was my antifreeze reservoir was empty.
So, entertainment ensue, and I deserve it, for not maintaining my car better.
This is, though, changing now that a lot of other things in life have calmed down.
Any and all help is appreciated.
Oh, yeah, pics for reference, in case I described it poorly, and no one is clear what I'm talking about: