furface: HAHAHA! thats priceless! Im with you, as much as I love chevy, if i ever had the same problems you had, id be driving an Accord or even that new cool looking cr-z honda came out with. When you say district specialist, is that a mechanic? a title like that should mean he should know exactly what is wrong with that car and if not he should vouch for you to get a replacement at no risk or hassle to you. I hope you can get a loaner car so you can tell the dealership not to call you until the car is fixed. on a side note, and im really just joking with you and trying to make light of the situation, is it possible that wife of yours has blown a fuse herself and is making the whole thing up? LMAO!!!