I Drive a Truck and have a Beer Gut
I Kissed My Sister with Tounge
I ALWAYS Drive with Fishing polls in my Gun Rack
I Bought the Dukes Of Hazzard DVD Box Set but don't own a DVD Player
If i mowe my lawn i will find 4 cars i didn't even know i had
My Mother Inlaw is Pissed off that i didn't move the Transmission From the Bath Tub
What is a Red Neck??????????????