I am bored.
what were some funny quirks/sayings/actions that you used to do when you were a young tyke that at the time you thought were perfectly normal but really wasn't? I will start to try and get this ball rolling. Oh, and if you currently have kids and they do funny ****, post that too. Pics and vids welcome, but please keep it clean, I don't want to open this thread and there's your 3 y.o. mooning the entire forum or some ****.
When I was a young sprat I had a thing for curtains, ie I liked to hang on them and pull them down, you know, be a destructive little bastard. Anyway, I would always get yelled at and my parents would always say, "michael, leave them curtains alone." So they became known to me as "curtainsalone." I would run around the house pointing at them saying curtainsalone, curtainsalone!" nobody corrected me for a long time. Looking back, it makes me giggle.
What you got? C'mon, don't be bitches, I know there's stories out there!