The Race Before Christmas

[Z34guy]

Being December, I figured I'd share.


"The Race before Christmas"

Twas the night before Christmas
and caught at the light,
Was a supercharged Monte
and no cops in sight,



I will try, I will try,
with this tiny motor,
To beat this damned Monte,
even with its big blower,



As the light goes green
and I pull like no joke,
The Monte erupts in
clouds of tire smoke,



Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that blown V6 gets traction,



Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My rearview mirror blocked by my shopping kart wing,



I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying,
now a thing of the past,



Don't bother with third,
cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool,
like you can relate,



Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver back off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"



I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.

[xintersecty]

Really nice. Merry Christmas Z34Guy!

[Z34guy]

Merry christmass all and **** the PC police!

[petrified.rabbit]

All i picture while your in your accord trying to race the lumina in the street, is all the other traffic passing you both in the 3rd lane..

[thehunterooo]

lmao rabbit

street racing is bad z34

[zaklax13]

luminas are only good for lawn ornaments in redneck yards

[Z34guy]

All i picture while your in your accord trying to race the lumina in the street, is all the other traffic passing you both in the 3rd lane..

>Implying most cars on the road can outrun a supercharged V6

lmao rabbit

street racing is bad z34

I never said I street raced. Talk to my aunt about that back when she had her 427 CI '86 Camaro. I know they didn't come with engines that big. It started as a V6 Camaro. When she blew the V6, she swapped in a Chevy 350 and had it bored and stroked to a 427. Ran 10 seconds down the 1/4 mile N/A. She was one of the few girls in the drag racing scene at the time.

luminas are only good for lawn ornaments in redneck yards

Really? Cuz they do a good job of getting your kids to school safely



As for the constant Lumina hatred: