HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
If I did that I would be in so much trouble....(then again, we did have deuce and a half racing and got away with that, soo....)

No-no, I can't top that... unfortunately this is the best I can come up with:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wLhLMCg6jFU

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aAw6Os7YQEA