Oh yeah, Ron White is definately one of my faves. The first part is kinda for the rich snobs at Car & Driver, who always s**t on the cheaper cars in favor of their fancy-as-hell Mercedes-Benz's. The second part is why I'm hesitant to trust anyone else with my car (I mean, my dealership does the oil changes for free, but I occasionally worry when they put their filthy paws all over it, especially when I saw their choice of parking when they finished it one time).